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Joke of the Day
"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool"
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"Why did the dad make the joke? For the pun of it."
"What did they call Postman Pat after he retired? Pat"
"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."
"After sex last night... ...my new girlfriend snuggled up next to me and said, ""You know, you are by far the biggest I've ever had"". Apparently ""Ditto"" is not the right response."
"I've got writer's bl I've got writer'ssssss somethinnnn somethin Writer's blah blah blah blah I'm going to get coffee."
"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."
"[God creating the frog] ""How about a really stupid-looking kangaroo fish?"""
"What do you call cows that are best friends? Brovines."
"I feel sorry for the wasted sperm Some of them turn out stupid, run for President and win."