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Joke of the Day
"What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp."
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"Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything."
"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"
"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*"
"I asked Kanye West if he'd seen Inception & he opened the locket around his neck revealing a photo of me asking him of he'd seen Inception."
"I've got two part time jobs. I'm a boxer, and a warm up act at the comedy club. I read between the punchlines."
"Never let the printer know that you are in a hurry."
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
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"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"