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Joke of the Day
"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."
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"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."
"FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison"
"did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry"
"[Watching babies first steps] *turns to wife* Has he been drinking?"
"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"
"Me and my twin brother are always finishing each others sentences. The prison wardens are none the wiser."
"Why couldn't the Italian phone salesman open up his shop... He had a Nokia"
"Backstreet Boys: Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely. Me: *slow dances with cats around a pot of mac & cheese*"
"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"