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Joke of the Day

"The number one piece of advice I could give to fish is to stay hydrated."

"Have you heard about that new film about the tractor? I just saw the trailer."

"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"

"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."

"What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band"

"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."

"I run an amateur dramatic society. Someone approached me recently wanting to do an all dwarf version of the pantomime ""Aladdin"". The concept is a little wishy-washy."

"Why don't catholics wear condoms? Because little boys can't get pregnant."

"If you can't tell the difference between a ladel and a spoon Then you're fat."

"What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a garth brooks concert."