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Joke of the Day

"The blind have a braille version of the bible... The Really Holy Bible."

"Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ? because to him, Alcohol is not a solution"

"Cop: you know why I pulled you over? Me: You thought I was black? Cop: Haha. Yep. You're free to go sir"

"What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away? A Hipaacrite"

"What's a pirate's favourite game? An arrr-pg"

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear."

"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"

"Three old deaf men on a train in London Deaf man number one says 'IS THIS WEMBLEY?' The second man replies 'NO IT'S THURSDAY.' and the third man replies 'ME TO. LETS GET OFF AND HAVE A PINT'"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!"

"I introduced my new girlfriend to my family last night... ""This is my dad Roger,"" I said, ""And this is my twin brother Dave."" ""Nice to meet you,"" she smiled. ""Who's the oldest?"" I said, ""My dad."""