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Joke of the Day
"How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
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"What's another name for chicken breasts? Chitties"
"What does Garfield like in his bed? Pussy"
"Real ghost niggas eat the BOOty"
"how often do i beat my wife? Every time i clap my hands."
"A British man and a Chinese man were arguing One of them is Wright and the other is Wong."
"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."
"Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ? Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people.."
"[wakes up from a 72-year-long coma] oh nazis are still a thing huh"
"I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me? That's just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours."