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Joke of the Day
"How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
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"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."
"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"
"I've been informed by TSA that my man-bun is not allowed on the plane. They fear a riot from horny women clamoring to sit next to me"
"I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them."
"I miss you... then I eat something and it goes away..."
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis."
"What is a communist's favorite fabric? Linen."
"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."
"[calls work] I'm sorry I can't come into work today ""is everything alright?"" [getting owned in an argument on YouTube] no"