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Joke of the Day
"I wish my phone would stop correcting omg' to OMG', I'm not that shocked."
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"Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling it's because they're still getting an answer."
"Happy Birthday Girlfrien. I didn't put the D because you'll get that later."
"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? ""Look grandpa, no hands!"""
"What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !"
"Well, it's the end of the year. No point in trying to become a good person this late in the game."
"The cemetery by my house is soo popular... ...people are dying to get in."
"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."
"""1990 called, they want their shirt back."" ""...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"""
"""No, no, I said I'm a PEDALPHILE. I'm super into bicycling. So that's a no go on the job now, huh?"""