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Joke of the Day
"What do mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars."
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"a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."
"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."
"What's the difference between a baseball and a fat girls pussy? You could probably eat a baseball."
"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."
"Rape fantasy Guy: ""Wanna do a rape fantasy?"" Woman: ""No!"" Guy: ""That's the spirit"""
"A Jew found some money He counted it and some was missing"
"What is French Super Mario's favorite board game? Le Ouija"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't. They just beat up the room for being dark and arrest the light for being broke."