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Joke of the Day
"Always remember.... A mirror never lies. (Fatty)"
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"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"
"When I said ""I was afraid of the dentist"", I meant the bill."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?"
"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."
"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""
"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"
"(Spoiler) TIL in The Revnant Leonardo DiCaprio's sleep number is one dead Indian son."
"Some guy who wasn't looking where he was going hit me with a stick today So I beat the shit out of him. And for good measure kicked his Labrador too."