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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""

"It's crazy how quick women are to cut each other's throats over a guy! I mean I'd understand if it were shoes....but a guy???"

"someone just tweeted ""do crabs think fish are flying"" and i just know this is all i'll think about for the rest of the year"

"What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal"

"Pussy. That's it. Don't get it? No worries, me either."

"""Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus"" is on, followed by ""Mega Shark vs Crocasaurus"". Nice job, SyFy. Way to GIVE AWAY THAT GIANT OCTOPUS LOSES."

"What is a drug addict's favorite series? Really anything with a strong Heroine"

"I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner."

"I would make a joke about your mother But cows are sacred in my country."

"Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head"