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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why people are upset with Beyonce supporting the black panthers during the Super Bowl... The losing team was already FULL of black panthers"

"What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? A towel head."

"""The doctor can see you now."" - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold."

"Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity? Because they only have one season."

"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud... But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian."

"I told an overweight joke the other day A woman came up to me afterwards and said ""You're fattist"" I looked her and said ""actually...."

"Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!"

"I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell."

"What secret organization does Pinnochio work for? Wooden you like to know?"

"My wife left me for my brother My twin brother."