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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !"

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."

"Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists."

"What's the hardest part of telling your parents that you're gay? getting up their front stairs in your rollerblades"

"Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric."

"What three things does a woman need to do an oil change on her car? Two boobs and a man"

"Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again."

"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail last night? Yeah, there's a small medium at large!"

"did you get the job? ""i don't know yet"" when will they tell you? interviewer: ""keith can you please ask your mum to wait in reception"""