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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cute seeds? Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me"
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"Having hearing problems? Turn down the volume on your porn. Problem solved!"
"Did you hear about what happened to Henry Winkler He got Eyyyyyyyyyds"
"Where does the cynic go to pray The Cynicgogue"
"You can tune a piano But you can't tuna fish!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home it's nearly dark!"
"Interviewer: Nice, a 4.0. Straight A's! Me: No, blood alcohol content."
"My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids."
"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""
"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"