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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: Nice, a 4.0. Straight A's! Me: No, blood alcohol content."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come In cans? He's a strange dude."

"Procrastination is like masturbation It awesome until you realize that you've fucked yourself."

"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life."

"did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate? apparently, he loved the taste of seamen."

"Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring."

"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."

"that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse"

"What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force"

"What did the big programming number say to the small programming number? UShort."