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Joke of the Day
"I blink one eye at a time because flying squirrels can attack at any moment."
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"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."
"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."
"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"
"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."
"it's cool when my one dog shits the other one has to go and inspect it like ""just as i suspected guys. it's shit."""
"If I had $10 for every time someone called me racist... Black people would rob me."
"Hillary's So Crooked.... Hillary's So Crooked She Needs A Kaine!"
"It's so hot, everybody looks like they're in an American Apparel ad."
"Personally, I don't think it would feel good to be walking on sunshine. The sun is a fucking hot ball of gas."