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Joke of the Day

"COMMERCIAL: [Woman hangs screaming from a light fitting over a gaping abyss] Narrator: FLOORS"

"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."

"Why don't you hear Django's penis talk during the movie? The D is silent."

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they are dead."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"

"What supervillain do you know the least about? Loki , because he is low-key."

"Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead."

"Some of us are quiet because we're worried our thoughts might come out."

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