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Joke of the Day
"What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !"
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"I don't really know how to tell jokes"
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"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes."
"What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts? An Oreo crookie"
"(During Chemistry) Teacher, let me tell you a joke about Potassium K."
"are those your eyebrows, or did you headbutt a box of Sharpies"
"Joke title Punchline. EDIT: Obligatory fake edit about not realising it was a repost"
"Women belong in the house... ...and the senate too"
"What did Jose name his son? Hose B"