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Joke of the Day
"Women belong in the house... ...and the senate too"
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"How do you get your stomach pumped? Swallow a speaker playing ""Remember the Name"""
"What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter? The dishes, if she knows what's good for her."
"The Mets got Royally screwed...."
"If the backup sensor beeping in my car is keeping with the beat of the song I'm listening to I'm probably just gonna hit whatever it is."
"I like Buddha He's a well rounded guy"
"What do you call a pirate with no friends? Ginger Beard"
"Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files? No, that's what the INS does."
"Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance."
"People who love dark chocolate are always so snobby about it. Relax. It's just chocolate, you elitist ninnies."