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Joke of the Day

"boss: trouble at home? me: [jumps awake at my desk] yeah boss: wife giving you grief? me: there's a bee in my kitchen"

"Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up."

"I've been reading a lot about how to live and eat healthier and then not doing anything with that information."

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."

"What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store."

"Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature."

"I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working."

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"

"[awesome life of caterpillar] 1) all I do is eat, awesome 2) time to sleep in this cozy bag, awesome 3) *wakes up*OMG I CAN FLY NOW, AWESOME"