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Joke of the Day

"JESUS: hey check this oute [turns my water into wine] ME: woa!! thanks jesus JESUS: [grabs wine out of my hands] NO!! THIS IS MY BLOOD NOW"

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"

"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."

"If you borrow my laptop and the volume is at 16% go wash your hands immediately"

"What do you call a Jewish Deer? Half a buck"

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!"

"A Completely Original Joke Oops, I forgot it son-of-a-b***h..!!!"

"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"'William I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door' said mum. 'yes but they're twins so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'"