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Joke of the Day
"Muffins - for people who don't have the guts to order cake for breakfast."
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"Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck."
"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"
"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."
"Air resistance Is a jerk"
"So this ray of light broke bad. It was put in prism."
"what's the deal with ""airplane food?"" newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel."
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