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Joke of the Day

"What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days."

"Immortality would suck. I don't want to spend the next 800 years trying to explain Gangnam Style to my great-grandfather."

"I tried water polo but...."

"What is the hardest part of watching an orphanage burn down? My dick."

"Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked"

"On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese."

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"Never bring a dildo to a knife fight."

"My son just handed me a duck & a pig from his puzzle & smiled as if that made us ""even"" for all the food/clothing I've given him."

"I'm so happy I'm not as cool as you. Because then I'd be a huge fucking asshole."