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Joke of the Day

"How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States."

"How do you get money out of a piggy bank? Feed it laxatives."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila!"

"What do shingles and fat white women have in common? Eventually both will be nailed by a mexican"

"My girlfriend got gang raped by a group of mimes... They did unspeakable things to her."

"I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now."

"smdh at dollhouses without stairs between the different floors. Hows that going to work, dumb-ass."

"While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis"

"Lost dog. Missing: Three-legged dog. Distinguishing feature: Falls over when it pisses."

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""