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Joke of the Day

"What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common? Someone that didn't take it out in time."

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!"

"The three unwritten rules of life 1. 2. 3."

"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""

"Apple pie isn't American unless you eat the whole thing in one sitting."

"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."

"Pavlov hears a bell ring... He says, ""Aw! I forgot to feed the dogs again!"""

"I'm not gay I just have a dick fetish."

"What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !"