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Joke of the Day
"I'm not gay I just have a dick fetish."
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"I had such a great masturbation session last night... that when I woke up in the morning my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast."
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"KNOCK KNOCK... POLICE.... POLICE WHO? Well I won't fall for that one again..."
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