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Joke of the Day

"A photographer and a mechanic have a child After two long days of searching for the perfect name, they name him Cam."

"Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot."

"A couple go to sex therapist Forget a spacebar and have a horrible time"

"Molestation Such a touchy subject"

"On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I'm right?"

"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"

"Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them."

"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks. Dad loved her, but mum said she could've done with another hour on a low heat."

"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""

"If you're 17 and your 200 year old lover won't turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he's just not that into you."