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Joke of the Day

"*Australian accent* Notice the wife in her natural habitat shaming the male husband species into doing what she wants!"

"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"

"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"

"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"

"I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool."

"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"

"There's no woman in the world more beautiful than the one lying next to you...............at that time "

"Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities."

"What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !"

"Use promo code NETFLIX to get 50% off your next midterm or exam Title"