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Joke of the Day
"If a woman tells you size doesn't matter, she's a liar and you have a small pen!s."
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"Never Trust An Atom They make up everything"
"Did you hear about the deaf guy who could sing? Ya, well he didn't"
"Me: *gestures to the bellhop to take my bags to my room* Vanilla Ice: Yo man, I don't work here M: *slips him a five* VI: Right away sir"
"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"
"A woman is at the doctors office and the doctor asks the woman, do you know what your ass hole is doing during an orgasm? I don't know probably out golfing with his buddies."
"Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"A Priest and a Rabbi Are sitting in the park when a little boy walks by. The priest says ""Wanna fuck him?"". The rabbi says ""out of what?"""
"My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night. I reckon that's absolute bollocks"
"Who is this guy named Rorschach and why does he paint pictures of my parents fighting?"