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Joke of the Day

"Friendzone at its' best How to make friends tell a woman you love her, she'll say ""I think we are good as friends"""

"I hate computer speak My brain just cant PROCESS it."

"Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is."

"Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber? There was too much gas in them."

"What's the difference between a Dutch comedian and a piece of steel pipe? One is a silly Hollander, the other is a hollow cylinder."

"Watching a birth is beautiful. Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's ""Push It"" will get you arrested."

"Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young."

"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."

"(i walk up to the counter at subway) hey hows it goin? (i rest my foot on the sneeze guard thing and it slams shut on the guys hands) my bad"

"did u fall from heaven bc so did satan"