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Joke of the Day
"How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients"
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"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."
"How to look at life positively |life|"
"My grandpa said ""your life revolves too much around technology. Then I said, ""no, yours does."" Then I unplugged his life support. EDIT: Came back from school to this! R.I.P Inbox!"
"I think next time I'll go ahead and press ""2"" for Spanish. Maybe I'll actually get someone who speaks English better than the person on the ""English"" line."
"What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad"
"My computer is quick to point out when I eject a disk improperly, but never notices when I've ejected a disk beautifully."