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Joke of the Day

"What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty? The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark."

"Sometimes this earth seems so crazy to me. But I guess I should expect it from a bipolar planet."

"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."

"What's the problem with North Korea? It has no Seoul!!"

"My mate Sid had his ID stolen. ""So now i just call him S"""

"I bought a new fragrance today... Bc I heard with the right Cologne, women just can't say no to you"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An IN-VEST-IGATOR!"

"Me: My dog has gone missing Dog pound: What colour is it? Me: Brown Dog pound: Sex? Me [turns to wife]: Has the dog lost his virginity?"

"A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve food here."""

"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army."