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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An IN-VEST-IGATOR!"

"A Midget Walked Past Me On The Sidewalk Today Wearing A Shirt That Said ""I Hate Black People"" ...I thought to myself ""Well damn- thats a little racist."

"RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, More like hepatitis type 2 ayyy lmao"

"What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom? The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2."

"Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear"

"I'm sure I'm not the only person to ever use Google Maps Satellite feature to see whose car is in my driveway in the middle of the day."

"In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 13. 1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better."

"The Nazi's weren't bad guys. And I know I'm 100% reich about this."

"People who put the punchline in the title What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"

"If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures."