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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."
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"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"
"What does a confused owl say? What? --- ^^^as ^^^enjoyed ^^^by ^^^/u/Traetus ^^^[here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2qws98/i_used_to_have_sex_daily/cnao23o?context=3)"
"How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....? ""NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"""
"I love the concept of karma. It means all the people I've been fucking over and mistreating must of had it coming."
"Whats the hardest part of vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Harry Potter Warning: Offensive Harry got out of the chamber."
"Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda."
"SKRILLEX must be really clumsy... ...he just keeps dropping his bass"
"I shouldn't. Ambien: YES. You should. But I'm naked. A: EXACTLY. Ok, fine. *stands up* I HAVE A REASON THESE TWO SHOULD NOT BE WED!"