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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing? Because it had ten tickles"
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"What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use? A Waterloo"
"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"
"Sometimes I'll flush a few slices of pizza down the toilet just to let the Ninja Turtles know I miss them"
"Has the airplane joke been posted yet? Eh never mind, it'll go over your head."
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."
"Isn't it ironic how so many females are attracted to assholes, but rarely say ""yes"" to anal?"
"Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?"
"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."
"I get 9"" in bed every night. That's how much mattress is left for me once the dogs get comfortable."