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Joke of the Day
"Love means never having to say youaTMre Canadian."
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"What's one thing you never want to hear your wife say while having sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"""I'm telling you, it's all or nothing,"" the exterminator explains to Noah, ""I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."""
"Whoever named them ""urinal cakes"" has grossly underestimated my love for cake. On a side note, what is the strongest toothpaste available?"
"*installs google translate* *looks at Arabic tweets for jokes to steal* *finds half my tweets doing better than mine*"
"I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2017 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All."
"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"
"What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman? Prison"
"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."
"Why do Japanese women love to eat pixels?"