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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dyslexic guy playing Bingo? When he filled in a row, he yelled, ""BOING!"""
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"Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing"
"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"
"Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because netizens were showing shallow sympathy for #YulinDogMeatFestival on the other side."
"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"
"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""
"It's too tight Girl:Its 2 tight Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I cant, Gal:Its painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . Well buy new WEDDING RING!"
"How did the high speed car chase end? Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem."
"I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere."