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Joke of the Day

"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"

"Lif is too short"

"What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix? An untenable situation"

"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."

"What did the fat prostitute say to the skinny prostitute? ""We really should have made better life choices."""

"My girlfriends father wont let us sleep together when I stay over Which is a shame because he's a very attractive man."

"Out of order. How does a time traveler tell jokes?"

"Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture. It will be called 'The Orifice'."

"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"