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Joke of the Day

"The secret episode. ""Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this"

"Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into a girls ass."

"Why was Good Friday a favorite Nazi holiday? Because people all over the world celebrated the death of a Jew."

"As a young girl she played the game Operation and dreamed about the day she could illegally harvest vital organs in real life."

"If she's naming your wedding album on facebook ""wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!"" she's too young for you bro."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 12 years I'm sorry"

"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"

"My wife said ""You only love me because my father left me a million pounds."" ""That's not true, I'd still love you whoever left it to you"""

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"