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Joke of the Day

"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"

"I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face."

"Its a little cheesy but holding up a boom box outside her window and blasting the song ""Cotton Eye Joe"" will win her back everytime"

"Riding with Uber earlier.. The driver said, ""I love my job, I am my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn Left."

"What do you say to Simba when he's slow? Mufasa! ""move faster"" heu heu heu"

"What do you call a black man in a stunt plane? The brown streak."

"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."

"Q: Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl? A: There was a restraining order."

"It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot."

"I illegally watched Hang Over Part 3 online and I still feel like I got ripped off."