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Joke of the Day

"OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes? Because they get a kick out of it"

"What is eternity? Two self-conscious guys taking a shit in a public restroom."

"Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. "

"""When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."""

"What did the doctor say about the organ donor which died from a clotted artery? ""at least his death wasn't in vein"""

"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night."

"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."

"How did the truck get his girlfriend? Pickup lines"

"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"

"Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: really? Me: yeah George Foreman: that's interesting"