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Joke of the Day

"Me: did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing? GF: really? Me: yeah George Foreman: that's interesting"

"If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy."

"Does anybody know the name of that Godzilla Movie? It's the one where another monster actually breaks one of Godzilla's legs. I can't remember the name of the movie, but it has a huge cast."

"We are so fortunate not to live in China,,, they have to hide their posts in cookies."

"SNAKE: im gonna bite you SNAKE CHARMER: u are so sexy S: wha- SC: *presses finger to lips* still wana bite me? S: *blushes* well not anymore"

"I keep hoping one day I'll be stuck on a 6-hour flight next to Flavor Flav just so I can ask him what time it is every five minutes."

"Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said ""Would you like a plug for it?"" The idiot replied ""Oh I didn't know it was electric."""

"I'm really impressed with the enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup They're dying to get the job done."

"What do you call an angry German? sauerkraut! (sour kraut)"

"No human will ever understand humiliation like a dog who happens to run into a wolf while wearing a sweater."