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Joke of the Day

"Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US? Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776."

"All these jokes about the note 7 are terrible But they have really blown up ( )"

"Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge"

"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"

"I'VE GOT GOATLIKE SPEED & REFLEXES ""Don't you mean catlike-"" BAAAH [Climbs on top of roof and begins eating shingles]"

"Waiter there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em."

"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."

"Auto-correct turned ""likeable"" into ""lickable"" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation."

"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"

"When a baby is learning to eat shouldn't he have an L-plate?"