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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !"
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"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."
"Yes, people who exercise live longer. But those extra years are spent...umm...excercising!"
"[Chasing a man out of the bathroom with a pube] Sir you dropped this!"
"I'm probably moving back to my home country if Trump gets elected. Not by choice either."
"How come arabs are not circumcised? So they have some place to keep their gum safe during a sand storm."
"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."
"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"
"Ever since I became a vampire I've been too ashamed to even look at myself in the mirror"
"What is the most common owl in England? Tea-towl"