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Joke of the Day

"What's the best and worse thing that your wife can possibly tell you? You have the biggest dick in the entire neighborhood."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is too young? you have to make aeroplane noises to stick you dick in her mouth!"

"Sorry I can't go out. My phone is too old to hold enough charge so I live by this outlet now."

"There are so many old jokes on this subreddit... Want to hear a new one? 1."

"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"

"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."

"How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words? Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know."

"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."

"I was so disappointed when I found out my ants were farming weed"

"How can a vegetarian satisfy himself in a non vegetarian Indian restaurant? Naan"