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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? His wife is dead."
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"This cab driver is THE WORST. I keep telling him ""You passed my house, let me out"" & he's all like ""Sir I'm a cop and your under arrest for public nudity and intoxication."""
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
"What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her? If you incest."
"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."
"What smells better raw meat or a baby? Depends on how cooked the baby is."
"They should really have disposable razors in the women's bathrooms at bars."
"""Grampa, how did you support gay marriage? Did you march like civil rights ppl?"" ""No. Marching's hard. I tweeted about it."""
"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."
"Why do birch trees only have daughters? Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches."