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Joke of the Day

"Volkswagen are a bunch of cheats... Audi you think they Passat their diesel tests for all these years? They would have never Beetle their CCompetition if they hadn't."

"What do songwriters do after they die? They decompose"

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."

"Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said ""twist to open"""

"I was going to copy and paste a joke but then I cut it"

"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"

"I told my sister I'm into incest she took it really hard."

"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."

"Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road? Do they really think someone will take it? Do you think I should wash it first?"

"That song from Frozen is really getting old... I kind of wish people would just... Let it go"