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Joke of the Day
"What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released? The safety."
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"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."
"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"
"I woke this morning to find Mr.Mittens on the bed staring at me with a look that said 'You're a mouth breather, and I'll never respect you'"
"Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki."
"What do you call a fight between a mexican and a pedophile? Alien VS Predator"
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays guys house. Part 2: knock knock Who's there? The chicken"
"What does a man with no honey do? He cantaloupe."
"What's a dead baby's favorite holiday beverage? Infanticider."
"Trust me, it might sound like a clever idea, but if you're being frisked by a hot TSA agent, do NOT tell her, ""my balls are the bomb."""