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Joke of the Day
"What's an Irish seven course meal? A six pack and a potato"
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"If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling."
"I remember when the M in MTV stood for Music not Maternity."
"lol no thanks my tires rotate themselves every day"
"Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for a night. Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for the rest of their life."
"A guy walks into a bar and asks the guy across from him why his hands were all over his face: The guy across replies: ""Because I am a clock you drunk fuck."""
"I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies."
"I bet the guy who invented fake dog shit was upset the name ""shampoo"" was taken"
"How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer."
"Man sentenced to five years for masturbating with soap in public. Came clean in court."