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Joke of the Day

"++drinks: drink first, ask questions later"

"Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes."

"Students are taking a sign language course. The teacher doesn't recognize one of them, and says ""Are you in this class?"" Student says, ""I'm auditing."" Teacher says, ""Then you're in the wrong class."""

"As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering"

"What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it."

"My cousin was one of the most ambitious people I ever knew. Unfortunately, he struggled with depression. His life motto? ""Gosh darn it, I'm going to kill myself, or die trying!"""

"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"

"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."

"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."

"This murderer my friend knew double crossed him. He really stabbed him in the back."