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Joke of the Day
"This ice creamery has less choices than a black person considering college options in 1954"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Not because 7-8-9."
"What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out."
"When I get to somebody's house, I text them, because knocking on doors is for poor people."
"What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner? ""Lettuce prey"""
"In a committed relationship with carbs."
"I was so close to having sex after a long dry spell Then my wife woke me up"
"I got my friend a house warming present I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner"
"whats brown and sticky? a stick!"
"Look what the cat dragged in! *freaks out remembering I don't have a cat and house was built on top of a pet cemetery*"